- What is a little pink dot in the closet? A "cupink"....
- What is a little red dot in the tree? An "orangutan-berry"....
- What is a little yellow dot on top of a building? A suicidal corn snack....
- And why did it commit suicide? Because its life is a drag....
- And why was its life a drag? Because the shiny stickers wouldn't let it sleep...
- What is a little blue dot in the sky? A "vulture-blue".....
- What is a little brown dot in prehistory? A browntosaurus.
- What is a little pink dot on stage? Pink Floyd.
- What is a little yellow dot in the sky? A yellowcopter.
- What is a little black dot on the road? A black-jalopy.
- What is a little green dot at the international airport? A greengo.
- What is a little orange dot in the jungle? An orangutan.
- What is a little brown dot in Brazil in 1500? Pedro Alvares Cabrown.
- What is a little pink dot in the middle of the woods? A capink.
- What is a little yellow dot in the kitchen? A yellow-appliance.
- What is a little green dot in Antarctica? A pingreen.
- What is a little gray dot in Windows? Netsgraype.
- What is a little fluffy white dot with a bunch of red lines? A baby playing with a razor blade.
- What is a shiny little dot on a cow? A tick with braces.
- What is white black white black white black white red, red, red...?? A nun rolling down the stairs.
- What is a little red dot on the wall? A mountaineer strawberry.
- What is a little red dot in the castle? Black pepper (royal pepper).
- What is a little red, a black, a yellow, a pink, and a blue dot on the grass? Five ants dressed as Power Rangers.
- What is a little green dot flying towards a little yellow dot on top of the fridge? A super pea going to save the suicidal corn snack.
- What is a little red dot in the salad? A pea holding its breath.
- What are eight little red dots blinking alternately? A spider wearing those sneakers with flashing lights.
- What is a little blue dot fighting a yellow one? It's Blue-cilee against Jean-Claude Fandangos.
- What is a little yellow dot in the desert? A yellow-phant.
- What is a little red dot in the middle of the wall? A mountaineer acerola.
- What is a little green dot on top of a little yellow dot in the corner of the wall? An olive in time-out, praying on top of a corn cob.
- What is a shiny little dot on the grass? An ant with dental braces.
- What is a little blue dot in the middle of the grass? An ant wearing jeans.
- What is a little red dot on top of a building? A suicidal pepper.
- What is a little black dot in a test tube? A black-teria.
- What is a little white dot on a road? A Rice-Royce.
- What is a bunch of little blue dots on the sand of a beach? A Smurf mugging.
- What is a little red dot at the bottom of the pool? A pea... holding its breath.
- What is a little yellow dot overtaking a little green dot on the road? It's a corn-Uno overtaking a Volkswagen.
- What is a little white dot on top of the fridge? A suicidal popcorn.
- What is a little red dot in the river? A Jaca-red (alligator-red).
- What is a little green dot in the snow? PinGREEN.
- What is a little brown dot at the cinema? Carlinhos Brown.
- What is a brown dot flying over the garden? A BROWN-terfly.
- What are two black dots under a microscope? A BLACK-teria and a BLACK-tozoan.
- What is a little yellow dot sunbathing? A corn snack wanting to become bacon bits.
- What is a little blue dot in the sky? A VULTURE-BLUE.
- What is a big blue dot on a flower? A BLUE-terfly.
- What is a very fat little yellow dot in the jungle? A YELLOW-phant.
- What is a little black dot in the middle of the cornfield? Emilho Santiago.
- What is a red dot in a swamp? A Jaca-red.
- What is a yellow dot in the jungle? A yellow-phant.
- What is a green dot in the heart of Africa? A Ne-green.
- What is a black dot under a microscope? A black-teria.
- What is a red dot in the forest, jumping from branch to branch? An orangutan-berry.
- What is a brown dot at the top of a tree using a calculator? A monkey-computer.
- What is a brown dot at the top of a tree with a cell phone? A monkey-businessman.
- What is a white dot on the corner? A prostitute aspirin.
- What is a yellow dot on the ledge of a window on the top floor of a 20-story building? A suicidal corn snack.
- And what is a yellow dot on the ground floor of the same building? A suicided corn snack.
- And what are two yellow dots on the ground floor of the same building? A little bird eating the corn snack that suicided.
- What is a yellow dot heading towards the sun? A corn snack trying to become bacon bits.
- What is a silver dot in the garden? An ant with braces.
- What is a blue dot in the garden? An ant wearing jeans.
- What is a green dot in the corner of the classroom? A pea in time-out.
- What is a red dot on the television? The Red-Globo.
