Politician - Farts and promises to shit
Evil - Farts and blames the kids
Addict - Farts, smells it, and gets high
Romantic - The sigh of a lover's ass
Turkish - Farts all at once to save money
Patriot - Stands up to fart
Opportunist - Takes advantage of others' farts to let one out
Sentimental - Farts and sighs
Childish - Farts in the water to make bubbles
Troublemaker - Farts in a group and sneaks away
Cynic - Farts and laughs about it
Indignant - Farts and can't believe it
Pretender - Farts and keeps a straight face
Gentleman - Takes the blame for his girlfriend's fart
Shameless - Farts, smells it, and complains about the smell
Cautious - Farts little by little to avoid shitting
Proud - Farts and admits he did it
Clumsy - Tries to fart and shits
Liar - Farts and denies everything
Curious - Farts and keeps asking who did it
Brazen - Farts and blames others
Artist - Rehearses before farting
Naive - Farts without realizing it
Conceited - Farts and says his fart is the best
Intellectual - Farts and says he "expelled gases"
Lazy - Farts without moving
Incendiary - Lights a match before farting
Suspicious - Farts on the bus and keeps looking around
Courageous - Warns that he is going to fart
Liberal - Farts in front of others
Discreet - Farts without making a sound
Selfish - Farts under the covers to smell it alone
Shy - Is afraid to fart
Frustrated - Farts and doesn't feel satisfied
Insensitive - Shits his pants and thinks he farted
Sensitive - Farts and has the feeling of shitting
Sadistic - Farts inside the elevator
Fearful - Farts afraid of the noise
Unlucky - Tries to fart quietly and farts loudly
Irresponsible - Has diarrhea and risks a fart
Assassin - Strangles the fart
Sheriff - Holds the fart in



