- The Height of Shivers: Sliding naked down a slide full of razor blades and diving into a pool of alcohol.
- The Height of Adventure: Performing oral sex on a cannibal.
- The Height of Noise: Two skeletons having sex on a zinc roof, wrapped in aluminum foil.
- The Height of Basketball: Throwing the ball into the hoop and having it land on a Saturday.
- The Height of Stupidity: Failing a stool sample test.
- The Height of Censorship: Forbidding a woman from opening her legs during childbirth.
- The Height of Jealousy: Fighting with your wife because only one of the twins looks like the father.
- The Height of Coincidence: At the movies, picking your nose, making a ball of snot, and finding another one when you stick it under the seat.
- The Height of Trust: Playing "sticks" over the phone.
- The Height of Pain: Sliding down a razor-blade slide, braking with your scrotum, and landing in a basin of antiseptic.
- The Height of Frugality: Taking earwax out and using it to polish the floor.
- The Height of Politeness: A gay man being taken from behind on the bed, saying to his lover: "Excuse me for turning my back on you."
- The Height of Elasticity: Putting one foot on Sugarloaf Mountain, the other on Corcovado, and peeing into Guanabara Bay.
- The Height of Hope: A transvestite drinking redcurrant juice and waiting for their period.
- The Height of Exaggeration: Wanting to spread butter on Sugarloaf Mountain.
- The Height of Lack of Credibility: Going shopping and not being able to pay even with cash.
- The Height of Strength: Bending a corner.
- The Height of Strength: Tying your sneakers with the sidewalk's drawstring.
- The Height of Frigidity: Afterwards, you ask your lover: "Did you like it?" and she replies: "Like what?".
- The Height of "Galo" (Cuckoldry): Having a promiscuous daughter and not being able to "eat" her.
- The Height of Ingratitude: Handing your father a small jar of sperm and saying: "There you go, Dad, I don't owe you a damn thing anymore."
- The Height of Intelligence: Eating alphabet soup and pooping in alphabetical order.
- The Height of Irony: Meeting your worst enemy at a gay sauna.
- The Height of Slowness: Racing alone and coming in second place.
- The Height of Slowness: Watching a snail race in slow motion.
- The Height of Thinness: Using a Band-Aid instead of a sanitary pad.
- The Height of Thinness: Lying on top of a pin and covering yourself with a thread.
- The Height of Disgust: Sucking the nose of a dead beggar until his head is empty.
- The Height of Nullity: Being a backup ball boy.
- The Height of Patience: Cleaning an elephant's butt with a cotton swab.
- The Height of Patience: Picking your nose with boxing gloves.
- The Height of Patience: Vomiting through a straw.
- The Height of Musical Passion: Putting your ear to the keyhole when a girl is singing in the bathroom.
- The Height of Cheapness: Swimming across a river with an effervescent tablet in your hand and reaching the other side with it intact.
- The Height of Laziness: Marrying a woman pregnant by someone else.
- The Height of Speed: Closing the drawer and throwing the key inside.
- The Height of Speed: Pooping from a 14th-floor window, running down the stairs, and upon reaching the sidewalk, looking up and seeing your butt winking.
- The Height of Speed: Running around a table and managing to touch your own back.
- The Height of Rebellion: Living alone and running away from home.
- The Height of Respect: Sleeping with a widow wearing a black condom.
- The Height of Vanity: Swallowing lipstick to apply it to the mouth of your stomach.
- The Height of Gayness: Two little boys stopping their "proctologist" game because neither wants to be the doctor.
- The Height of Vegetarianism: Taking Cindy Crawford into the woods and eating the woods.
- The Height of Aim: Sleeping with a pregnant woman and hitting the baby's butt. The height of mischief: The baby is you.
- The Height of Luck: Winning the lottery without playing.
- The Height of Luck: You meet a childhood friend who is an EFnet IRCop and he makes you an IRCop too.
- The Height of Bad Luck: Dying of thirst with water up to your knees.
- The Height of Bad Luck: You've been downloading the program you want most for hours, and at 99%, the connection drops.
- The Height of Injustice: You were banned from the #baixaria channel for saying a swear word.
