- How do you keep a blonde entertained for hours? Answer: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a sheet of paper and give it to her.
- How do you confuse a blonde? Answer: You don't! They were born that way.
- Why don't blondes work in elevators? Answer: They don't know the way up.
- What is the difference between a blonde and a limousine? Answer: It's not easy to get a limousine.
- What did the blonde say when she dropped that priceless Ming vase? Answer: "It's okay, I didn't get hurt!"
- How do you get a blonde down from a tree? Answer: Wave at her.
- How do you make a blonde smile on a Monday morning? Answer: Tell her a joke on Friday night.
- How do you know a blonde has been using a computer? Answer: There is 'Liquid-Paper' smeared on the screen.
- Why was the blonde fired from the M&M's chocolate factory? Answer: Because she was throwing away the W's.
- What did the blonde think of the new computer? Answer: She didn't like it 'because it doesn't get the local TV channels...'
- How do you know a FAX was sent by a blonde? Answer: It has a stamp on it.
- Why don't blondes like blonde jokes? Answer: Because they can't understand them.
- Why do blondes like BMWs? Answer: Because they can spell it.
- Why was the blonde so happy when she finished that puzzle in just 6 months? Answer: Because the box said: "2 to 4 years".
- Why don't blondes make Jell-O? Answer: Because they can't figure out how to put two cups of water into those little packets.
- What does the blonde say when you ask if the blinker is working? Answer: It's on! It's off! It's on! It's off!
- What do you have when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? Answer: Change.
- What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Answer: Pull the pin and throw it back at her.
- What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair inside a closet in a basement? Answer: The winner of the '93 hide-and-seek championship.
- What do you call a blonde in a room full of scientists? Answer: A visitor.
- Two blondes were walking down the street and one says to the other: - Oh, look over there, a dead bird! The other looks up at the sky and says: - Where???
