The only one that increases the population.
It is hard.
It follows the rules.
It doesn't like annoying people.
Its concern is to stay on top of things.
It counts on the support of the most beautiful women in the world.
Its achievements appear after nine months.
It is modest, always hidden.
In the street, it walks upside down.
It works at any time of the day or night.
It is not lazy, it rises just by thinking.
It doesn't like publicity, its photo never appears in newspapers.
It is poor, it lives hanging.
It cries with pleasure when it works.
It is very honest, it is the only one that goes in full and comes out empty.
It is always on the left, although it is not a communist.
A sportsman, it plays with two balls.
It scores a header and spits in the goalkeeper's face.
It only gets lazy after work.
It is poor and simple, that's why it sleeps on top of the sack.
It is polite, when it sees a woman it stands up.
It doesn't like people kissing up to it.
It is not treacherous, but sometimes it attacks from behind.
Source: Brazilian popular culture
