- How many toothbrushes are there in French homes? Two, one for the family and the other for guests.
- What are pigs? The species that gave rise to the French.
- What is the difference between a Frenchman and a pig? The pig takes a mud bath.
- How many pieces of underwear do the French have in a wardrobe? 12, one for each month.
- What are the most durable things in France? Soap, toothpaste, deodorant, and toilet paper.
- Why do some French women have hairy armpits? To hide the dirt in their armpits.
- Why is neck in French "cou" (pronounced like "ass" in Portuguese)? Both exude the same aroma.
- What are the most preserved areas in France? The bathrooms.
- Who is the idol of the French? Cascão (from Monica's Gang).
- Why do they like him so much? Because he is a character almost similar to them.
- What is the most used shampoo in France? Kwell.
- What is the French people's favorite day to take a bath? February 29th.
- What is the best-selling deodorant in France? Rayder
Source: The malicious popular culture,
