- Windows is like a mother-in-law; you never know what might happen.
- Windows 7, seven times you'll have to reinstall it.
- Windows 95: now for Mega Drive and Nintendo.
- Windows. The joy of those who watch, the misery of those who use it!
- The DoubleSpace in DOS 6.0 was so good that the DOS 6.2 update was the ability to uninstall DoubleSpace.
- I loved WINDOWS, it made a perfect shim for my dining table.
- Windows is like a small child: it's only good at other people's houses.
- Windows: Love it or leave it (I bought a Macintosh).
- Windows 95 will solve the machine's crashing problems, there will be no more GPFs (Bill Gates, 1995).
- Windows 98 will solve the machine's crashing problems, there will be no more "Illegal Operation" (Bill Gates, 1997).
- WINDOWS 95, now we have 32-bit crashes.
- Type WIN and come back tomorrow...
- WINDOWS 97 now?? Microsoft... always making things worse...
- Ulysses Guimarães' helicopter was controlled by WINDOWS.
- Nelson Ned's height was designed by WINDOWS.
- The Zeppelin used WINDOWS to prevent gas leaks.
- Rubinho Barrichello's car was designed in Windows. Lilian Ramos' panties were designed by Windows.
- 640K will always be enough (Bill Gates, 1981).
- The misery strikes back! Starring: WIN 98.
- Atlantis had a flotation system controlled by WIN95.
- Chernobyl used WIN95 to monitor its reactors.
- Deltree Windows, THE REAL DOUBLESPACE!!!
- Difference between a virus and Windows: Viruses work!
- Speed up your Windows through the tenth-floor window.
- Love is... deleting Windows from her hard drive!
- This virus requires 600 KB. Free up more memory to run.
- Win95 is super cool! It always gives us a "bug" as a gift!
- Fiats, farts, and Windows: only the owners like them!
- Have you noticed that Windows runs fast? ... Neither have I!
- Microsoft Backup: Disk 3 of 9,381,734.
- The foundation of the Leaning Tower of Pisa was calculated in Windows.
- Espiridião Amin's anti-baldness shampoo was made in Windows.
- Windows isn't bad, just wait until it's finished.
- OS/2 VirusScan - Windows found: Remove it? (Y/Y)
- To turn a 486 into an XT, type WIN and press ENTER.
- When I was a child, I wanted to rule the world. Today I rule it (Bill Gates, 1996).
- The more beautiful the show, the bigger the mess behind the scenes... (Windows 95).
- Want to free up more disk space? Type: Deltree C:\Windows and press ENTER!
- If Bill Gates is a God, Windows must be the divine plague.
- If your Windows doesn't have problems, complain to Microsoft!
- Did your PC have problems? Who cares! Who told you to install Windows 95?
- Everything good should be remembered... What is Windows anyway?
- This virus requires Microsoft Windows 3.x.
- I use a 386 notebook. (Bill Gates, 1995).
- Windows 95 is like a younger sibling, it's always being a pain.
- Windows? What's Windows? I use OS/2! (Bill Gates).
- Windows 95 is TRULY a multitasking operating system. It's the only one that can format a floppy disk and crash the computer at the same time!
