- Don't you dare pick up that phone just to call the fire department! I'm in the middle of a download!
- FORMAT C: ...Yes ...Yes ...Nooooo!!! ^C ^C ^C ^C ^C.
- This virus requires 600 KB. Free up more memory to run.
- Never let your computer know you're in a hurry!
- There are two types of people in the world of computing: those who have already lost their hard drive and those who will lose one someday.
- Blessed are the pessimists, for they have made backups.
- Christmas for computer addicts is different: on the 25th, Santa Claus comes down the modem cable, exits through the serial port, and says "Merry Christmas, ROM, ROM ROM!"
- They use Always Discreet... I use Modems.
- Dad, why isn't the magnet picking up this diskette?
- /=*=\ CAUTION!!! If you had a TK-85, this would be an enemy spaceship.
- DOS never told me: Excellent command or filename.
- System error: Press F13 to continue.
- Masturbation, the human version of Autoexec.bat.
- Computing arrived to solve problems that didn't exist before.
- GPF = Gates Providing Features.
- Show me your bookmarks, and I'll tell you what kind of netizen you are...
- My PC doesn't have RAM, it has a FROG (a play on the Portuguese word 'perereca').
- When it comes to networks, I prefer the one made in Ceará (a type of hammock).
- I had a dream! dir c: 98765797467456745398154 bytes free.
- OUT OF MEMORY. Please use BIOTÔNICO FONTOURA (a popular Brazilian tonic).
- Computer program: A strange life form that has the ability to turn commands into error messages.
- The boss left: [T]etris, [P]rince of Persia, [F]1-GP?
- The more useless the program, the larger the manual.
- Backup not found: (H)a! H(a)! Ha(!).
- Computer chips, available in two flavors: potato and silicon.
- What do you think of binary code? a) 0 b) 1 c) n/a?
- Who is this General Failure? Why does he keep reading my C drive?
- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
- Rubinho Barrichello's email:
This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. - File not found... Falsify? (Y/N)
- You know you've been in front of the computer too long when.......you're reading a book and look for the scroll bar to turn the page.
- LAPTOPspirosis is a virus transmitted by MOUSE urine.
- You know you've been in front of the computer too long when.......you pick up the phone and start dialing IP addresses.
- How do you know there's a computer in the bakery? See if the Portuguese guy has the mouse behind his ear.
- HTTP = Having Trouble To Process.
- You know you've been in front of the computer too long when.......you get into an elevator and double-click the button for the floor you want to go to.
- Why do you need a driver's license to buy alcohol if you can't drink and drive?
- He who laughs last is the one who thinks the slowest.
- Error, keyboard not found - Press F1 to continue.
- Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
- It says: "Insert disk #3", but only two fit!!!
- Dad, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?
- Computers make errors with enormous speed and security.
- You know you've been in front of the computer too long when.......you asked about the bus schedule and wondered if it was 16 or 32-bit.
- You know you've been in front of the computer too long when.......you count things like this: 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, C, D, E...
- Best compression file: 'DEL *.*' = 100% compression.
- Definition of upgrade: Remove the old bugs and add new ones.
- An error? Impossible! My modem has error correction!
- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
- Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic.
- C++ should be called 'D'...
- Haste is the enemy of perfection. Trade your Pentium for my XT and reach perfection!
- You know you've been in front of the computer too long when.......you look for an icon to open your bedroom window.
- Since the first impression is what counts, use a Laser printer.
- You know you've been in front of the computer too long when.......you look for the trash bin icon if you want to throw something away.
- I believed in the system, until they formatted my family...
