1. "Every body immersed in a bathtub makes the phone ring."
2. "If anything can go wrong, it will. Furthermore, it will go wrong in the worst way, at the worst time, and in a way that causes the greatest possible damage."
3. "The most necessary information is always the least available."
4. "There is no reason to be pessimistic. It won't work anyway!"
5. "The probability of bread falling butter-side down is proportional to the value of the carpet."
6. "The other line always moves faster."
7. "Material is damaged in direct proportion to its value."
8. "When an error is discovered and corrected, it is later discovered that it wasn't wrong."
9. "If the experiment worked on the first attempt, something is wrong."
10. "No matter how many outlets you have at home, the furniture is always in front of them."
11. "Nothing is so bad that it cannot get worse."
12. "A healthy person is one who has not been examined enough."
13. "You always find something in the last place you look."
14. "One way to stop a racehorse is to bet on it."
15. "Things will get worse before they get better. And who said things will get better?"
16. "The computer never crashes when you are playing solitaire."
17. "Whatever the defect in your computer, it will disappear in front of the technician."
18. "They always have your shoe size in the styles you didn't like."
Source: world culture,
