What did the match say to the cigarette?
Ans: Because of you, I lost my head.
What did the male bird say to the female bird?
Ans: Want some Danoninho?
What is the end of the sting?
Ans: When the mosquito leaves...
What did the parachute say to the skydiver?
Ans: I'm with you and I'm NOT opening...
What did one slide say to another?
Ans: Years go by quickly here.
What is the loudest color?
Ans: The cornet...
Why does China have so many people?
Ans: Because they eat with two little sticks...
What did the female worm say to the male worm?
Ans: You are wormy!
What did one brick say to another?
Ans: There is a jealous one among us.
What animal walks on its feet?
Ans: The duck.
What type of food do politicians like the most?
Ans: Pasta.
What is GREEN SMELL?
Ans: The Hulk's fart
Why does the cow run after the car?
Ans: To catch the COWBOY
Why do dinosaurs have so many offspring?
Ans: Because they have many years
What is it, what is it? It goes down hard and comes up soft and dripping???
Ans: Pasta! (It goes down hard to cook and comes up soft, dripping with sauce...)
What is between the Amazon Rainforest and the milk factory?
Ans: The belly button.
What did the match say to the cigarette?
Ans: Because of you, I lost my head.
What did the male bird say to the female bird?
Ans: Want some Danoninho?
What is the end of the sting?
Ans: When the mosquito leaves...
What did the parachute say to the skydiver?
Ans: I'm with you and I'm NOT opening...
What did one slide say to another?
Ans: Years go by quickly here.
What is the loudest color?
Ans: The cornet...
Why does China have so many people?
Ans: Because they eat with two little sticks...
What did the female worm say to the male worm?
Ans: You are wormy!
What did one brick say to another?
Ans: There is a jealous one among us.
What animal walks on its feet?
Ans: The duck.
What type of food do politicians like the most?
Ans: Pasta.
What is GREEN SMELL?
Ans: The Hulk's fart
Why does the cow run after the car?
Ans: To catch the COWBOY
Why do dinosaurs have so many offspring?
Ans: Because they have many years
What is it, what is it? It goes down hard and comes up soft and dripping???
Ans: Pasta! (It goes down hard to cook and comes up soft, dripping with sauce...)
What is between the Amazon Rainforest and the milk factory?
Ans: The belly button.
